Instead of making a new Rewritten, here's a dancing ninja. please don't kill me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faQ2kWHQJ68
Monday, November 22, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Next
After Rewritten is finished (it's almost done!) I'll start my next short story. It'll be called "Sci-Sorcery" and it will be about a magician from King Arthur's time who's transported to the year 3000. I'll probably get you guys a preview soon.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
It's been a while
Hey guys. It's been a while hasn't it? Well I'm going to start updating the blog more regularly now. Don't try to access my website. It's having technical difficulties (it crashed).
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Rewritten Part 7
POW!
Griffin leaned down to the guard he had just taken out. In his hand now was a semi-automatic pistol with 3 magazines. It had the newly implanted SmartAim function that was now popular with handguns because the intelligent auto-aiming allowed for easy and smooth headshots or if you're, as the soldiers call, a "hippie", you could easily shoot someone's leg and effectively disable them. Griffin was a "hippie". He did not believe in killing someone in cold blood. Suddenly, several guards popped out of nowhere armed with machine guns. Griffin immediately shot the guns out of two guards' hands. Gemini "blinked" (transported) behind the guards and quickly knocked out several of them for her power was the ability to phase in out of different realities to "jump" to any place she can imagine. Since she could exist in several realities at once it sometimes seemed like she was in two places at once. Then on of them drew a archillinum knife and stabbed her in the leg. Gemini screeched in pain before blinking back to Griffin. The sight of Gemini hurt awoke something in side of him and, without knowing how, he fired off a blue sphere onto the guilty guard. For a moment nothing happened but then the man started to instantly grow older to an old man, then a baby, then an old man, then a baby... It was almost dizzying to watch.
"How'd you do that?" Gemini whispered.
"I have no idea," Griffin responded. "I always knew I had the power to manipulated time in a small focused area but this, this is something new."
Griffin leaned down to the guard he had just taken out. In his hand now was a semi-automatic pistol with 3 magazines. It had the newly implanted SmartAim function that was now popular with handguns because the intelligent auto-aiming allowed for easy and smooth headshots or if you're, as the soldiers call, a "hippie", you could easily shoot someone's leg and effectively disable them. Griffin was a "hippie". He did not believe in killing someone in cold blood. Suddenly, several guards popped out of nowhere armed with machine guns. Griffin immediately shot the guns out of two guards' hands. Gemini "blinked" (transported) behind the guards and quickly knocked out several of them for her power was the ability to phase in out of different realities to "jump" to any place she can imagine. Since she could exist in several realities at once it sometimes seemed like she was in two places at once. Then on of them drew a archillinum knife and stabbed her in the leg. Gemini screeched in pain before blinking back to Griffin. The sight of Gemini hurt awoke something in side of him and, without knowing how, he fired off a blue sphere onto the guilty guard. For a moment nothing happened but then the man started to instantly grow older to an old man, then a baby, then an old man, then a baby... It was almost dizzying to watch.
"How'd you do that?" Gemini whispered.
"I have no idea," Griffin responded. "I always knew I had the power to manipulated time in a small focused area but this, this is something new."
Inception Review
Let me start out by saying I love Christopher Nolan. He's a great director/screenwriter maybe even my favorite. This movie is awesome in every great story, awesome effects, good action, and an interesting twist. Basically, it's about a thief who can go into people's dreams and steal ideas from their subconsions. I know this is a short review but this movie is awesome
*****
5/5 stars
*****
5/5 stars
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
A Little Song
Here's a song I wrote. Just choose your favorite tune. Here...we...GO!
Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time
You are the reason I made this silly rhyme
Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time, OHHHHHH
You are the opposite of the season of snow
We swim (bum bubum)
We laugh (bum bubum)
We get away from reading, writing, and math
We swing (bum bubum)
We play (bum bubum)
Make an adventure of every single day!
For way too long kids have had to stay in school
You can't blame 'em for wanting to jump in a pool- OOL
Make summertime everytime, every single day!
Now for some real music
And...
Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time
You are the reason I made this silly rhyme
Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time, OHHHHHH
You are the opposite of the season of snow
We swim (bum bubum)
We laugh (bum bubum)
We get away from reading, writing, and math
We swing (bum bubum)
We play (bum bubum)
Make an adventure of every single day!
For way too long kids have had to stay in school
You can't blame 'em for wanting to jump in a pool- OOL
Make summertime everytime, every single day!
Now for some real music
And...
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Rewritten Part 6
Mark whispered, "Who sent you here?"
His parents' killer shook his head, "I can't tell you... I can't-"
"WHO SENT YOU HERE!?"
"I will never tell you..."
Mark had the man tied up to a column, "If you don't tell me who sent you here to blow up my house and kill me and my parents, I will throw you off a cliff. Trust me, I have nothing to lose."
"It was... it was... General Taurus"
Mark gasped, "LIAR!"
His parents' killer shook his head, "I can't tell you... I can't-"
"WHO SENT YOU HERE!?"
"I will never tell you..."
Mark had the man tied up to a column, "If you don't tell me who sent you here to blow up my house and kill me and my parents, I will throw you off a cliff. Trust me, I have nothing to lose."
"It was... it was... General Taurus"
Mark gasped, "LIAR!"
Monday, July 19, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Epik
You know some epic commercials. I mean other than "The World is Just Awesome"? I know some. They're called Sony's KBVP commercials, and you have to see them. They crack me up.
Kevin Butler Vice President Commercials
Kevin Butler Vice President Commercials
Monday, July 5, 2010
Reviewing Again
Yo. I just saw Toy Story 3: The Movie, and it does not disappoint. Don't expect a comparison with the game, though. Comparing examples from different media is no-no.
Toy Story 3: The Movie
Once again the toys are back except most of their friends have been yard saled. I missed Wheezie the penguin. Not too much, though. I'm going to try to not talk much about the plot while still sharing my favorite moments. One of the coolest moments of all time in an animated movie is probably the toy's "prison" escape. Also, a very touching moment is at the climax when the toys think that they are going to die. You'll know it when you see it. As always the animation is superb, but it's moments like that which make a good movie. All in all, the movie is excellent, and I recommend watching the epilogue during the credits. Those scenes bring more closure than the "real ending". Plus, they are hilarious.
10/10
Despicable Me Trailer
You know the little girl who makes the annoying noises and says "IT'S SO FLUFFY!"? Yeah. I'm going to see the movie just for her.
Toy Story 3: The Movie
Once again the toys are back except most of their friends have been yard saled. I missed Wheezie the penguin. Not too much, though. I'm going to try to not talk much about the plot while still sharing my favorite moments. One of the coolest moments of all time in an animated movie is probably the toy's "prison" escape. Also, a very touching moment is at the climax when the toys think that they are going to die. You'll know it when you see it. As always the animation is superb, but it's moments like that which make a good movie. All in all, the movie is excellent, and I recommend watching the epilogue during the credits. Those scenes bring more closure than the "real ending". Plus, they are hilarious.
10/10
Despicable Me Trailer
You know the little girl who makes the annoying noises and says "IT'S SO FLUFFY!"? Yeah. I'm going to see the movie just for her.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Review Mania
Time to put on my critic face again. Here we go.
Toy Story 3: The Video Game
This is a platformer AND a sandbox or, as the game developers so cleverly called, a toybox, and this is probably also the best movie game ever made. The platformer's ok if a little too repetitive but the sandbox is awesome. You can play as familiar character, Buzz, Jessie, or Woody. You go around taking missions, but the fun is YOU DON'T HAVE TO! You are free, even encouraged, to have fun and buy more playsets to get more places to explore like Sid's Haunted House, Zurg's SpaceCraft, or an awesome race track. You can also mine gold, fight bandits, race, go ghost busting, blow stuff up with dynamite, shoulder charge people, help army practice parachuting, haunt people or turn them into fairies, and, my favorite, go around zapping everthing with a lazer gun. Racing is awesome but doesn't control well so I prefer to get around on Bullseye the horse or a fire breathing dragon. Now don't be thinking, "Cool, a fantasy dragon!" Actually, it's more like a stuffed Webkinz and the fire turns into pretty little hearts. Yeah. Pretty little hearts. Now onto the glitches. They go from awesome to superlame. Your cars can get stuck and there are annoying audio rough parts. The awesome? I found a patch of ground where you can mind infinite gold, but when I came back later it disappeared. I guess good things don't last forever. Anyways, this game gets an 8.5 out of 10. If you have the choice, you should get the PS3 version. The XBOX and Playstation got superior reviews than the Wii, but the Playstation game lets you play as Emperor Zurg.
Harry Potter 6: The Movie
I don't want to talk about the story, so if you haven't read Harry Potter get of the computer and read a book. Let me tell you the important things. David Yates did an excellent job with my personal favorite Potter movie. The performances are pretty good, but Emma Watson and Dan Radcliffe stand out. The special effects are fine especially with the bridge scene at the beginning. This is the best Potter movie so far, and I recommend it.
8 out of 10
Toy Story 3: The Video Game
This is a platformer AND a sandbox or, as the game developers so cleverly called, a toybox, and this is probably also the best movie game ever made. The platformer's ok if a little too repetitive but the sandbox is awesome. You can play as familiar character, Buzz, Jessie, or Woody. You go around taking missions, but the fun is YOU DON'T HAVE TO! You are free, even encouraged, to have fun and buy more playsets to get more places to explore like Sid's Haunted House, Zurg's SpaceCraft, or an awesome race track. You can also mine gold, fight bandits, race, go ghost busting, blow stuff up with dynamite, shoulder charge people, help army practice parachuting, haunt people or turn them into fairies, and, my favorite, go around zapping everthing with a lazer gun. Racing is awesome but doesn't control well so I prefer to get around on Bullseye the horse or a fire breathing dragon. Now don't be thinking, "Cool, a fantasy dragon!" Actually, it's more like a stuffed Webkinz and the fire turns into pretty little hearts. Yeah. Pretty little hearts. Now onto the glitches. They go from awesome to superlame. Your cars can get stuck and there are annoying audio rough parts. The awesome? I found a patch of ground where you can mind infinite gold, but when I came back later it disappeared. I guess good things don't last forever. Anyways, this game gets an 8.5 out of 10. If you have the choice, you should get the PS3 version. The XBOX and Playstation got superior reviews than the Wii, but the Playstation game lets you play as Emperor Zurg.
Harry Potter 6: The Movie
I don't want to talk about the story, so if you haven't read Harry Potter get of the computer and read a book. Let me tell you the important things. David Yates did an excellent job with my personal favorite Potter movie. The performances are pretty good, but Emma Watson and Dan Radcliffe stand out. The special effects are fine especially with the bridge scene at the beginning. This is the best Potter movie so far, and I recommend it.
8 out of 10
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Sorry
Have you checked out my new website?
No?
Good.
It's unfinished.
Sorry for not posting lately, I've been in Las Vegas which wasn't as terrible as I thought. You see, I can deal with China but other cities such as New York make me want to yell in pain. The suburbs are like my natural habitat. In the next post I'll make a review of Toy Story 3: The Video Game and Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince: The Movie.
No?
Good.
It's unfinished.
Sorry for not posting lately, I've been in Las Vegas which wasn't as terrible as I thought. You see, I can deal with China but other cities such as New York make me want to yell in pain. The suburbs are like my natural habitat. In the next post I'll make a review of Toy Story 3: The Video Game and Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince: The Movie.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Rewritten Part 5
Griffin's fingers twitched with anticipation. He and Gemini had been planning the escape for a while. It was much simplified because they could send coded messages with their old names.
"Hey, do you remember that Fear and Sally are moving into apartment 1030? Gemini would say. Griffin would then quickly glance at the clock.
"Oh yeah, I remember that."
The reason they could get by with this was regular contact with friends and family, so "our friends told us" was a plausible excuse for knowledge of the outside world.
Griffin slowly exhaled. Focus, focus, focus, focus...
"Yo, guard. Can I borrow your newspaper?" he yelled.
"Whatever," was the reply.
CRASH!
That was Gemini's part. She was supposed to use her powers of being in two places at once to cause a distraction.
The guard ran off.
Griffin carefully put the newspaper, The New Humanity, in the key hole of his cell. Focus, focus, focus, focus...
He slowly forced the paper back through time. Focus, focus, focus, focus...
POP!
The New Humanity had been turned into a piece of wood that had conveniently been shaped like the key for his jail cell. Perfect.
Moments later, Gemini had teleported out of her cell and they were both free. Now all they needed to do was leave the jail. Easier said then done.
"Hey, do you remember that Fear and Sally are moving into apartment 1030? Gemini would say. Griffin would then quickly glance at the clock.
"Oh yeah, I remember that."
The reason they could get by with this was regular contact with friends and family, so "our friends told us" was a plausible excuse for knowledge of the outside world.
Griffin slowly exhaled. Focus, focus, focus, focus...
"Yo, guard. Can I borrow your newspaper?" he yelled.
"Whatever," was the reply.
CRASH!
That was Gemini's part. She was supposed to use her powers of being in two places at once to cause a distraction.
The guard ran off.
Griffin carefully put the newspaper, The New Humanity, in the key hole of his cell. Focus, focus, focus, focus...
He slowly forced the paper back through time. Focus, focus, focus, focus...
POP!
The New Humanity had been turned into a piece of wood that had conveniently been shaped like the key for his jail cell. Perfect.
Moments later, Gemini had teleported out of her cell and they were both free. Now all they needed to do was leave the jail. Easier said then done.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
10,000 digits of Pi from eveandersson.com
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Big Box Mart
Another funny from the good people at JibJab
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Rewritten Part 4
Blood was sprayed across the floor of the mansion. Mark couldn't believe his eyes.
"No. NO! NO! NOOOOOoooo..."
He sobbed. "Why? Who killed my parents? I will find him, and I will..."
"You don't have to look far."
"GO AWAY! GET THE HEALERS! THEY'RE DEAD! DON'T STAND AR-ound... How the hell did you get into this house?"
"I'm the murderer."
The killer was tall and muscular. In his hand was a military brand Harter 99712. Mark knew what it was all too well. The Harter launched a rocket-like round that would electrify the victim's body and then fire a poisonous needle into its heart. Mark learned about it from military school.
"Th-that weapon you're holding can only be used by the military."
"I am from the military. I've come to kill you and anyone in my way, Pendragon."
He said the last word like a disease. Mark couldn't believe his ears. His parents' death temporarily forgotten, he whispered, "M...m...me?"
"Yes, you. Be ready to die."
KABOOM!
The round streaked toward Mark. Then he changed. Later, Mark would forget how it happened. It was like suddenly, he knew what to do. He changed his density to that of diamond.
KER-KLUNK!
The missile bounced of his chest and exploded on the ground. The killer gasped. Something inside of Mark ignited.
"I hate you. My family was innocent, but you gave them no mercy. I shall give you none also."
"No. NO! NO! NOOOOOoooo..."
He sobbed. "Why? Who killed my parents? I will find him, and I will..."
"You don't have to look far."
"GO AWAY! GET THE HEALERS! THEY'RE DEAD! DON'T STAND AR-ound... How the hell did you get into this house?"
"I'm the murderer."
The killer was tall and muscular. In his hand was a military brand Harter 99712. Mark knew what it was all too well. The Harter launched a rocket-like round that would electrify the victim's body and then fire a poisonous needle into its heart. Mark learned about it from military school.
"Th-that weapon you're holding can only be used by the military."
"I am from the military. I've come to kill you and anyone in my way, Pendragon."
He said the last word like a disease. Mark couldn't believe his ears. His parents' death temporarily forgotten, he whispered, "M...m...me?"
"Yes, you. Be ready to die."
KABOOM!
The round streaked toward Mark. Then he changed. Later, Mark would forget how it happened. It was like suddenly, he knew what to do. He changed his density to that of diamond.
KER-KLUNK!
The missile bounced of his chest and exploded on the ground. The killer gasped. Something inside of Mark ignited.
"I hate you. My family was innocent, but you gave them no mercy. I shall give you none also."
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Iron Man Epicness and B-Days
Iron Man 2 Review: This will be short. The movie is awesome. See it. Oh, and also, it has a hilarious quote.
"Just because you have the big gun doesn't mean you are the big gun."
B-Days of Late
Cade-LASER TAG!
Josh-Dodgeball and Main Event
Miller-Camping sleepover with airsoft war
Mine-Messing around in my backyard with lightsabers and playing the Wii.
Here are two awesome songs.
Another One Bites the Dust
Numb
"Just because you have the big gun doesn't mean you are the big gun."
B-Days of Late
Cade-LASER TAG!
Josh-Dodgeball and Main Event
Miller-Camping sleepover with airsoft war
Mine-Messing around in my backyard with lightsabers and playing the Wii.
Here are two awesome songs.
Another One Bites the Dust
Numb
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Rewritten Update
Part 4 is in the making and I have edited Part 1, so you might want to reread it because of one important detail that I changed.
Friday, April 30, 2010
MGM
Hey guys, I guess I'm really procrastinating on Rewritten Part 4. On the other hand, I've got a link for you guys.
MysteryGuitarMan
Oh, and BTW, I updated my profile photo. I made that monkey on Photoshop. Ya like?
MysteryGuitarMan
Oh, and BTW, I updated my profile photo. I made that monkey on Photoshop. Ya like?
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Pinball
Sadly, I haven't started on Rewritten Part 4. On the lighter side, there's a pinball game on the bottom of the page. Enjoy!
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Rewritten Part 3
Mark Sagittarius never wanted to a Pendragon, didn't want to rewrite the Code, didn't want to defy the software program that somehow dictated the universe from a giant metal sattelite. It was 5012 AD, and Earth had been turned into a giant farm, most humans lived on Mars or space bases. The few that did live on Earth were all VIP's like Mark's father, Jacob Sagittarius, who was an ArcBall player.
ArcBall.
One of the last forms of entertainment for humans. Now it was mainly work, work, work. It was boring, but it was safe. One more accident... it could be the end of humanity. The last time one happened, trillions were killed.
A virus, Xsparta, was unknowingly released into one of the six "chambers" of the Code. Needless to say, the effects were terrifying.
ArcBall.
A high speed cross between fencing and basketball. Zero G Speeders, Force ArcSpheres, and NRG Sabers. Two teams tried to score into one of their opponent's three goals.
It was noisy.
It was dangerous.
It made life worthwhile.
It also made you a victim of tabloids and gossip. That was the one reason Mark didn't follow in his father's footsteps. Nor his mother's for that matter. She was a ballet dancer. Do you need anymore explaining?
No.
Mark wanted to be a soldier: defending humanity, guarding the *President, all that jazz. He had already enrolled into a military school space base.
He was a pretty good soldier.
Now he was coming home after a long day of training.
The guy at the exit of the Particle Express, a machine designed to break up human life forms into atoms and launch them across space and time, offered Mark a revival pill; Partical Express travel nauseated most people. Mark didn't need one. After being in the military for so long, he was much stronger than most people. He waved his hand, No.
The guy shook his head, "Taking them pills is nodda choice, Kiddo. Ya gotta take it. 'Less ya wanna argue with the government."
Mark winced at the slang. Soldiers were tough but still educated.
"Fine. Fine."
He accepted two pills and swallowed them both whole. No water. No nothing. Another part of being a soldier.
Minutes later he was roaring down the SkyRailroad to his father's "shack"; truth be told, it was more like a "mansion".
That's when Mark's world shattered.
*In 5012 AD, the President of humanity was merely a very good speaker and public image. Their actual role in the government was diminutive. The people who really ran the show was a group of intellegent men and women called "The Hands".
Thanks for reading Rewritten Part 3!
ArcBall.
One of the last forms of entertainment for humans. Now it was mainly work, work, work. It was boring, but it was safe. One more accident... it could be the end of humanity. The last time one happened, trillions were killed.
A virus, Xsparta, was unknowingly released into one of the six "chambers" of the Code. Needless to say, the effects were terrifying.
ArcBall.
A high speed cross between fencing and basketball. Zero G Speeders, Force ArcSpheres, and NRG Sabers. Two teams tried to score into one of their opponent's three goals.
It was noisy.
It was dangerous.
It made life worthwhile.
It also made you a victim of tabloids and gossip. That was the one reason Mark didn't follow in his father's footsteps. Nor his mother's for that matter. She was a ballet dancer. Do you need anymore explaining?
No.
Mark wanted to be a soldier: defending humanity, guarding the *President, all that jazz. He had already enrolled into a military school space base.
He was a pretty good soldier.
Now he was coming home after a long day of training.
The guy at the exit of the Particle Express, a machine designed to break up human life forms into atoms and launch them across space and time, offered Mark a revival pill; Partical Express travel nauseated most people. Mark didn't need one. After being in the military for so long, he was much stronger than most people. He waved his hand, No.
The guy shook his head, "Taking them pills is nodda choice, Kiddo. Ya gotta take it. 'Less ya wanna argue with the government."
Mark winced at the slang. Soldiers were tough but still educated.
"Fine. Fine."
He accepted two pills and swallowed them both whole. No water. No nothing. Another part of being a soldier.
Minutes later he was roaring down the SkyRailroad to his father's "shack"; truth be told, it was more like a "mansion".
That's when Mark's world shattered.
*In 5012 AD, the President of humanity was merely a very good speaker and public image. Their actual role in the government was diminutive. The people who really ran the show was a group of intellegent men and women called "The Hands".
Thanks for reading Rewritten Part 3!
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Best commercial EVER
Rewritten Part 3 is coming soon. Until then, the best commercial ever.
Discovery Channel's "The World is Just Awesome"
Discovery Channel's "The World is Just Awesome"
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Rewritten Part 2
Gemini was screaming.
"YOU CAN'T KEEP ME HERE! YOU DEMONS! DEMONS!"
Griffin sighed, "Gemini, it's too late. Go insane all you want, but they can and will keep us here. Freaks. That's what we are. They've actually up with a new name for us: Pendragons. You get it? We've rewritten the Code, PENdragons."
Gemini calmed down. It had been three months since they were captured and put into a prison. She and Griffin hadn't tried to rewrite the code. More like the code rewrote itself. Not that it mattered. Gemini leaned back against a cold stone wall- banging on the cell bars had wore her out- and thought back to that day. She and Griffin were best friends,they went by Fear (Griffin) and Sally (Gemini). At the time, the Code had less security: only two guards. Some people were even allowed to view the Code. That's where the school went for a field trip. Only, everything went wrong. While the class went on, Fear and Sally stared at the Code, transfixed. Suddenly, in a burst of light, the two were transfered into who knows what. Sally started blinking in and out of reality and Fear was growing older and younger at alarming rates. One of the guards pulled out a tranquilizer gun. Then everything went dark. Next thing they knew Sally and Fear were in seperate cells. They changed their names. The only entertainment was talking to each other. The only connection to the outside world was borrowing one of the prison guards' newspapers or limited contact with family and friends. It was living Hell and they both knew it.
Thanks for reading Rewritten Part 2!
"YOU CAN'T KEEP ME HERE! YOU DEMONS! DEMONS!"
Griffin sighed, "Gemini, it's too late. Go insane all you want, but they can and will keep us here. Freaks. That's what we are. They've actually up with a new name for us: Pendragons. You get it? We've rewritten the Code, PENdragons."
Gemini calmed down. It had been three months since they were captured and put into a prison. She and Griffin hadn't tried to rewrite the code. More like the code rewrote itself. Not that it mattered. Gemini leaned back against a cold stone wall- banging on the cell bars had wore her out- and thought back to that day. She and Griffin were best friends,they went by Fear (Griffin) and Sally (Gemini). At the time, the Code had less security: only two guards. Some people were even allowed to view the Code. That's where the school went for a field trip. Only, everything went wrong. While the class went on, Fear and Sally stared at the Code, transfixed. Suddenly, in a burst of light, the two were transfered into who knows what. Sally started blinking in and out of reality and Fear was growing older and younger at alarming rates. One of the guards pulled out a tranquilizer gun. Then everything went dark. Next thing they knew Sally and Fear were in seperate cells. They changed their names. The only entertainment was talking to each other. The only connection to the outside world was borrowing one of the prison guards' newspapers or limited contact with family and friends. It was living Hell and they both knew it.
Thanks for reading Rewritten Part 2!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Newgrounds
Hey guys! The next "Rewritten" is coming soon! I got a Newgrounds account! When I start posting animations I'll send ya guys a link.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Blog Stories!
Hey guys! I will now be writing parts of short stories on my blog. Here's the first one. It's called Rewritten and it's about the future where people can rewrite the laws of nature.
Part 1.
"He's bended the law."
"What? The book is safe!"
"The code! Not the 'book' you idiot!"
"Sorry, I meant the code."
"No matter. What's important is that he's managed to change the laws while the code is still under heavy security."
"Yeah... what can he do?"
"He can change his form of matter and density."
"What do you mean?"
"He can turn from a solid to a liquid to a gas."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Also, he can make new matter."
"In what form?"
"He can clone himself: An army of living weapons."
"Dang... so is he dangerous?"
"We haven't confirmed. We do know he's powerful. We're dispatching a team to hunt him down and kill him."
"Harsh. We're the military, I mean, we're supposed to protect the people not destroy them."
"Hey, it's a kid who can potentially take over the galaxy. One kid or trillions of innocent people."
Part 1.
"He's bended the law."
"What? The book is safe!"
"The code! Not the 'book' you idiot!"
"Sorry, I meant the code."
"No matter. What's important is that he's managed to change the laws while the code is still under heavy security."
"Yeah... what can he do?"
"He can change his form of matter and density."
"What do you mean?"
"He can turn from a solid to a liquid to a gas."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Also, he can make new matter."
"In what form?"
"He can clone himself: An army of living weapons."
"Dang... so is he dangerous?"
"We haven't confirmed. We do know he's powerful. We're dispatching a team to hunt him down and kill him."
"Harsh. We're the military, I mean, we're supposed to protect the people not destroy them."
"Hey, it's a kid who can potentially take over the galaxy. One kid or trillions of innocent people."
Saturday, March 20, 2010
AWESOME!
You know what movie I'm dying to see? Iron Man 2. If you're on the fence whether to see it, check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQowwwwYa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQowwwwYa0
Friday, March 19, 2010
Cooking
Happy Spring Break! Ya know, I consider myself a chef. You see, I use the term loosely. My definition of a chef is "a dude in a cool hat who can combine two or more ingredients". Yup, that's it. Technically, I'm failing in the cool hat department, but I got the combination thing down. Here's my best recipe.
Creamy Salty Sweet Peanut Sauce with delicious Grape Jelly on Toasted Bread
(aka PB and J)
1.toast bread
2.spread on peanut butter
3.spread on jelly
4.add second slice of bread
Yah. That's it.
Creamy Salty Sweet Peanut Sauce with delicious Grape Jelly on Toasted Bread
(aka PB and J)
1.toast bread
2.spread on peanut butter
3.spread on jelly
4.add second slice of bread
Yah. That's it.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Ender's Game
Hey guys, I'm reading an awesome book named Ender's Game. It's sort of like Harry Potter but it's not the copy cat since it came out first. I won't spoil much except that it's about a young military genius, 6 at the beginning of the book, who goes to a battle school to join the military and eventually fight "buggers", a type of hostile alien. So far it's really good
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Movie Review 1: Avatar
You know what? I haven't done a review lately. Maybe I should do one. Not of a game, though. How about... a movie. Yeah. That's good. But which one? Hmm... Ooh! I know! What about Avatar?! Everyone was obsessing over that for a good few months, before release included. Heck, they might of been obsessing over it for years in that case. I will review Avatar.
Jake Sully, this marine dude, has some leg disease or somethin'. He goes to the moon Pandora, rich in a rare mineral that humans want, in place of his dead brother. Aliens name Na'vi live there. Then he teams up with them against the invading humans after falling in love with one. Humans are cowboys. Na'vi are indians. Indians spank the coyboys' hineys after discovering machine guns and rocket launchers. The End.
Now I know what you're thinking: "Dude, you gave away the story." In response I say, "Unless you haven't seen Pocahontas, the story is nothing new." ... Pwned.
The real reason people are obsessing over this movie is the special effects. The 3-D effects are awesome... I've heard. I actually saw it in
2-D, don't ask me why. Anyways, even without the THIRD DIMENSION! the effects are pretty sweet. Awesome animation of Na'vi and creatures, beautiful backdrops, and great sound. All in all I give this
<3 <3 <3 <3 < Four and a half hearts (view sideways).
Jake Sully, this marine dude, has some leg disease or somethin'. He goes to the moon Pandora, rich in a rare mineral that humans want, in place of his dead brother. Aliens name Na'vi live there. Then he teams up with them against the invading humans after falling in love with one. Humans are cowboys. Na'vi are indians. Indians spank the coyboys' hineys after discovering machine guns and rocket launchers. The End.
Now I know what you're thinking: "Dude, you gave away the story." In response I say, "Unless you haven't seen Pocahontas, the story is nothing new." ... Pwned.
The real reason people are obsessing over this movie is the special effects. The 3-D effects are awesome... I've heard. I actually saw it in
2-D, don't ask me why. Anyways, even without the THIRD DIMENSION! the effects are pretty sweet. Awesome animation of Na'vi and creatures, beautiful backdrops, and great sound. All in all I give this
<3 <3 <3 <3 < Four and a half hearts (view sideways).
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Fine, I admit it
Yesterday's joke was a spoof of THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, but seriously people, if you haven't read it do so now.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Part...AY
Yesterday I went to Josh's birthday party. We played dodgeball and lost. Then we went to Main Event where we played lazer tag. Which is, of course, freaking awesome. Then we played games there and I blew all my money on the games that didn't give you tickets. Those are the most fun. Today is my birthday party. I know what your thinking. "Monkeyflipping, your birthday was before your first post." That's true. This is my birthday PARTY. Oh, and also, there's a funny graph on my next post.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
JOKE
Hey guys I've got a joke. It's about the school dance. See, you dance with other people. Some immature kids can't get over the concept of you, M, dancing for 2 minutes with someone else, U. Here's my equation: M+U=Dancing but M doesn't want to be with U because M still believes in cooties so M is screaming like an idiot the whole time. (M=U)-U=M Happiness but our gym teacher, G, doesn't like that. So G will will subtract M into 10% using G power.
M screams anyways.
M+U=Screaming multiplied by 50 is what I have to go through every gym class with dancing.
M screams anyways.
M+U=Screaming multiplied by 50 is what I have to go through every gym class with dancing.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Report
Today I finished ALL my homework so I can play video games and work on my project the rest of the week. When I'm not doin' afterschool activities of course. I've also started playing tennis with my dog.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Random
Hey guys what's up? The comics will be coming soon... I have nothin' else to say here. Um... um... well... PEACE OUT FROM PINEAPPLE THE ILLEGALLY ILLEGAL BLACK MARKET DEALER WHO'S WATCHING THE LAZER COLLECTION ON YOUTUBE AND IS ROFLing AVATAR IS AN AWESOME MOVIE FOR THE EFFECTS ONLY! I'M A FIRING MY- see ya later guys.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Game Review 5: Roblox
Roblox is a kid-friendly, mostly free online game. The reason I say mostly free is that there are objects you can buy with real money but joining, building, buying( with in game currency), and playing is free. I don't like online games and I just joined this one to talk to my friends. This one isn't that bad actually. The premise is building your own levels and playing other people's. The tools for building are simple but I'm not that good anyways. Maybe 'cause I'm not patient. Playing other people's games is really fun since some are awesome. My only complaint is that the graphics stink. I'm talkin' skunk stench. They're blocky and boring. Sometimes your character falls down for no reason. You can get stuck with weird camera angles. The point tracking system doesn't always work and I sometimes randomly fall through floors. That being said, It's still really fun. My favorite games are Modern Warfare! Less Lag, The ORIGINAL Cops VS Robbers!, and Naruto Battlegrounds, to name a few. Let's just say if you want to see all of them join Roblox and look up the profile for Monkeyflipping.
Conclusion: Play this game!
Number rating: 7.8 out of 10
Conclusion: Play this game!
Number rating: 7.8 out of 10
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Sorry and lyrics
Sorry I didn't post when I said I would. Here are the rest of the lyrics. These are by Josh.
Merlin's magic made people soar through the air
It made them get fire in their hair
Shampoo will not help them out when they're flopping like a trout
'cause this is Merlin's Final Fireball
Chuck Norris came back to defeat Merlin
And Roundhouse kick him all the way to Berlin
Once again he saved the day and made the evil doers pay
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball!
Merlin's magic made people soar through the air
It made them get fire in their hair
Shampoo will not help them out when they're flopping like a trout
'cause this is Merlin's Final Fireball
Chuck Norris came back to defeat Merlin
And Roundhouse kick him all the way to Berlin
Once again he saved the day and made the evil doers pay
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
A song
Here's a song my friend Josh and I made, sung to the toon of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" or "American Salute" or "He's Barack Obama" (found on JibJab.com):
Merlin made a giant fireball
To light a blazing path across the school ha-alls
Light the desks and hit the pets
Everyone know it's Merlin's best
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball
A can of lighter fluid it will ignite
Civilians far and near will take fli-ight
Glide peacefully through the air and hit the ground in complete despair
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball...
There is more but I need to make sure I know the exact lyrics
I'll post the rest tomorrow. Also, the comics are comin' REALLY soon!
Merlin made a giant fireball
To light a blazing path across the school ha-alls
Light the desks and hit the pets
Everyone know it's Merlin's best
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball
A can of lighter fluid it will ignite
Civilians far and near will take fli-ight
Glide peacefully through the air and hit the ground in complete despair
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball...
There is more but I need to make sure I know the exact lyrics
I'll post the rest tomorrow. Also, the comics are comin' REALLY soon!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Roblox, redy4u, and the truth about me and shooters
Sorry I couldn't post yesterday, I was busy. Anyways, I just came to say Roblox is really fun, I like the competitive multiplayer shooting games. I don't play Halo or Call of Duty so they're awesome and blood-less. I also wanted to say the comics are coming soon and that I'm turning them into Flash now that I'm getting sound to work. Last but not least, here's a shoutout to "redy4u" who's actually a guy in my class which is cool. Peace out and keep on watching "Ace of Cakes."
Sunday, January 31, 2010
TETRIS'D and Roblox
Hey guys, I just joined Roblox yesterday! It's pretty fun. Anyways, I came here to talk about a series on Newgrounds called TETRIS'D. It's about a stick figure who has to dodge Tetris blocks. There's a trilogy and a game. My favorite of the trilogy is number 2. Number 3 is pretty good but I didn't like the grey color scheme and the different music. My favorite thing about the series is the music. It's awesome. Do dodo dooo dodo DO dodo DOOOOO dodo DO DO DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Ace of Cakes
Ace of Cakes is an awesome TV show! Tune in to Food Network every Thursday at 9 p.m. central to view its awesomeness! No, I wasn't paid to say this, I honestly am a huge fan of the show.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Sorry and Game Review 3 and 4
Sorry guys, I didn't post a new Critical Monkeyflipper yesterday. I didn't have much time. To make up for it, today I'm posting two.
3: Super Smash Bros Brawl
This Wii game is totally awesome. I really like playing as Kirby and whacking people with a hammer. Multiplayer is awesome. I don't agree with people who don't like single player, I think it's fine. You should buy this game now.
4. Wii Play
This Wii game is the first that I review and don't like. I know it's only ten dollars, but I only liked one of the games and that is Tanks. That game is only good if you have a nunchuk. Controlling with the d-pad is annoying. Instead of buying this cheap 'n' terrible game, you should rent a cheap but awesome game like Thrillville: Of the Rails, trust me in saying you will spend more time on that.
3: Super Smash Bros Brawl
This Wii game is totally awesome. I really like playing as Kirby and whacking people with a hammer. Multiplayer is awesome. I don't agree with people who don't like single player, I think it's fine. You should buy this game now.
4. Wii Play
This Wii game is the first that I review and don't like. I know it's only ten dollars, but I only liked one of the games and that is Tanks. That game is only good if you have a nunchuk. Controlling with the d-pad is annoying. Instead of buying this cheap 'n' terrible game, you should rent a cheap but awesome game like Thrillville: Of the Rails, trust me in saying you will spend more time on that.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Youtube Reviewers
Ok guys, now that I'm done with my extremely easy homework, I can post. Today I had to go back to school. My way of surviving is listening when I have to, going to Dream Land during extra time like lunch, and focusing on what I've done and not what I have to do. It works wonders. Anyways, today I'm going to make a shoutout to a reviewer. "Wiiviewr" on youtube makes good family friendly reviews. "Stormdainproductions" is also good. Less on the review, more on humor. He is less family friendly, but at most is PG-13. Just type the two names into the youtube search box and you should see them.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Game Review: Pocket God
This is gonna be short. Pocket God is a game for the iPhone that is totally awesome. Maybe I just like messing with cute animal people. You can strike them with lightning, feed them to sharks, summon dinosaurs to fight them. The possibilities are endless. There are missions, but I've never played them. I can't tell you the price, because all the iPhone games I review are on other people's phone so unless I'm there when they buy it I can't tell you the price. You should buy it now.
I'm at my friends house
After a lunch of sushi I went to my friends Michelle and Jonathan Z.'z house. Here is a joke by Michelle
"knock, knock"
"who's there"
"tune"
"tune who"
"tuna fish (or tune a fish)
Here are links from Jonny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1cYS6aGstU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EizgQEnafOA&feature=related
"knock, knock"
"who's there"
"tune"
"tune who"
"tuna fish (or tune a fish)
Here are links from Jonny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1cYS6aGstU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EizgQEnafOA&feature=related
Saturday, January 23, 2010
A Skit in Text by Max
Villain: I am Evil bonEvil! I shall destroy the world
Hero: I am Guy inTights I shall save it!
Evil: I will blow up the sun!
Guy: Over my dead body!
(Evil takes out gun)
Evil: Fine!
(Pulls trigger, kills Guy, and blows up sun)
The End
I think that's a superhero life lesson-Max
Hero: I am Guy inTights I shall save it!
Evil: I will blow up the sun!
Guy: Over my dead body!
(Evil takes out gun)
Evil: Fine!
(Pulls trigger, kills Guy, and blows up sun)
The End
I think that's a superhero life lesson-Max
Friday, January 22, 2010
Game Review 1: Fieldrunners
Critical Monkeyflipper: I'm thinking of starting reviews on the internet. The first one is about the iPhone game Fieldrunners. Here goes: Fieldrunners is an addicting tower defense game( see, I know my stuff) with colorful graphics. Managing your towers is really fun and shows what the iPhone is capable of. It's also fun to zoom in and see your enemies getting pwned my missiles, guns, the works. I only have one complaint: there's only 4 towers. I know you can level them up, but it's still disappointing. Even with my one negative, the game is still worth the little $2.99 you pay and with limitless replay value( ditto) it's a must have.
My Monopoly Ends
Hey guy(s) I just came back from school. Last night( and this morning) I was having trouble sleeping and didn't start snoozing until 4 A.M. Harsh. Anyways, this day at school I was shocked to learn my monopoly of free comics has ended. Another student name Joan has started her own comic, but it's not too bad because Joan is my friend. She's also one of my first subscribers. Joan had a great idea to mail comics. Why didn't I think of that? As of now, I'm getting ready to move and, on an unrelated note, I have a craving for sushi right now.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
First day of blogging
It's been one day since my birthday, and what you read right now is my birthday gift. I went to school, again. And played piano. Just so you know, the word monkeyflipping is the name of a club I started in school. Sooner or later I will start posting comics too. I hand them out at school with my friend Josh and possibly Harry, one of my other friends, because people like what I do. I have about thirty subscribers for my comic.
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