Friday, July 30, 2010

Rewritten Part 6

Mark whispered, "Who sent you here?"
His parents' killer shook his head, "I can't tell you... I can't-"
"WHO SENT YOU HERE!?"
"I will never tell you..."
Mark had the man tied up to a column, "If you don't tell me who sent you here to blow up my house and kill me and my parents, I will throw you off a cliff. Trust me, I have nothing to lose."
"It was... it was... General Taurus"
Mark gasped, "LIAR!"

Monday, July 19, 2010

LOL

This is from the most recent Ace of Cakes and 30 Rock. Do you watch 30 Rock? It's hilarious.


Thursday, July 8, 2010

How low can YOU GO?

This guy can go pretty dang low.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Epik

You know some epic commercials. I mean other than "The World is Just Awesome"? I know some. They're called Sony's KBVP commercials, and you have to see them. They crack me up.


Kevin Butler Vice President Commercials

Monday, July 5, 2010

Reviewing Again

Yo. I just saw Toy Story 3: The Movie, and it does not disappoint. Don't expect a comparison with the game, though. Comparing examples from different media is no-no.

Toy Story 3: The Movie

Once again the toys are back except most of their friends have been yard saled. I missed Wheezie the penguin. Not too much, though. I'm going to try to not talk much about the plot while still sharing my favorite moments. One of the coolest moments of all time in an animated movie is probably the toy's "prison" escape. Also, a very touching moment is at the climax when the toys think that they are going to die. You'll know it when you see it. As always the animation is superb, but it's moments like that which make a good movie. All in all, the movie is excellent, and I recommend watching the epilogue during the credits. Those scenes bring more closure than the "real ending". Plus, they are hilarious.

10/10





Despicable Me Trailer

You know the little girl who makes the annoying noises and says "IT'S SO FLUFFY!"? Yeah. I'm going to see the movie just for her.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Review Mania

Time to put on my critic face again. Here we go.

Toy Story 3: The Video Game

This is a platformer AND a sandbox or, as the game developers so cleverly called, a toybox, and this is probably also the best movie game ever made. The platformer's ok if a little too repetitive but the sandbox is awesome. You can play as familiar character, Buzz, Jessie, or Woody. You go around taking missions, but the fun is YOU DON'T HAVE TO! You are free, even encouraged, to have fun and buy more playsets to get more places to explore like Sid's Haunted House, Zurg's SpaceCraft, or an awesome race track. You can also mine gold, fight bandits, race, go ghost busting, blow stuff up with dynamite, shoulder charge people, help army practice parachuting, haunt people or turn them into fairies, and, my favorite, go around zapping everthing with a lazer gun. Racing is awesome but doesn't control well so I prefer to get around on Bullseye the horse or a fire breathing dragon. Now don't be thinking, "Cool, a fantasy dragon!" Actually, it's more like a stuffed Webkinz and the fire turns into pretty little hearts. Yeah. Pretty little hearts. Now onto the glitches. They go from awesome to superlame. Your cars can get stuck and there are annoying audio rough parts. The awesome? I found a patch of ground where you can mind infinite gold, but when I came back later it disappeared. I guess good things don't last forever. Anyways, this game gets an 8.5 out of 10. If you have the choice, you should get the PS3 version. The XBOX and Playstation got superior reviews than the Wii, but the Playstation game lets you play as Emperor Zurg.

Harry Potter 6: The Movie

I don't want to talk about the story, so if you haven't read Harry Potter get of the computer and read a book. Let me tell you the important things. David Yates did an excellent job with my personal favorite Potter movie. The performances are pretty good, but Emma Watson and Dan Radcliffe stand out. The special effects are fine especially with the bridge scene at the beginning. This is the best Potter movie so far, and I recommend it.

8 out of 10