I've been rewatching "The Matrix"...

So this is my tribute to the unmatched awesomeness

Electric Automatic Cross Bow

I want me one of these

I like to run over my website

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I'm feeling poetic... again

I promise this will be the last time. BTW Rewritten's epic finale is on hiatus, not cancelled.

Birds in the ocean
Fish in the sky
I need to learn how to walk
I was born knowing how to fly
If the world is a lie
What is the truth
It could be within a single blade of grass or a chocolately Babe Ruth...
Mmm... that sounds pretty good actually
I must not get off topic... um... factually
Considering how in my last poem I started talking about a dragon...
You know what? Forget about it
This is my poem so I'll do whatever I want with it
Mutant laser in the sky
The Hunger Games
I turn into a vampire nacho
As the full moon wanes
Indiana Jones is on tv
Unfortunately, I've already seen the movie
I want to finish this poem
So I can eat grapefruit
Goodbye my friends
And fair...um...grapefruit

Galactic Eye and stuff

Music Quest!

The Infinite Sadness

I'm feeling poetic I guess...

I stand on a beach
A prison of the mind
The memories washing in with the tide

A wall of pure black stone
The trap of my soul whenever I doze
Creating a hell within my dreams
My life is a nightmare so it would seem

The gate of regret
The guard of pain
I stand under the demon stars
As the full moon wanes...

And then a giant freaking dragon comes out of the night
I fight him with my awesomeness, nerdiness, and might
He creates a lighting bolt
Ya know, like Thor
I say "YOU SUCK"
And he is no more

...

Ok, I got bored. Poetry isn't my style.