My jedi monkey is on newgrounds.
Monkey
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Big Box Mart
Another funny from the good people at JibJab
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Rewritten Part 4
Blood was sprayed across the floor of the mansion. Mark couldn't believe his eyes.
"No. NO! NO! NOOOOOoooo..."
He sobbed. "Why? Who killed my parents? I will find him, and I will..."
"You don't have to look far."
"GO AWAY! GET THE HEALERS! THEY'RE DEAD! DON'T STAND AR-ound... How the hell did you get into this house?"
"I'm the murderer."
The killer was tall and muscular. In his hand was a military brand Harter 99712. Mark knew what it was all too well. The Harter launched a rocket-like round that would electrify the victim's body and then fire a poisonous needle into its heart. Mark learned about it from military school.
"Th-that weapon you're holding can only be used by the military."
"I am from the military. I've come to kill you and anyone in my way, Pendragon."
He said the last word like a disease. Mark couldn't believe his ears. His parents' death temporarily forgotten, he whispered, "M...m...me?"
"Yes, you. Be ready to die."
KABOOM!
The round streaked toward Mark. Then he changed. Later, Mark would forget how it happened. It was like suddenly, he knew what to do. He changed his density to that of diamond.
KER-KLUNK!
The missile bounced of his chest and exploded on the ground. The killer gasped. Something inside of Mark ignited.
"I hate you. My family was innocent, but you gave them no mercy. I shall give you none also."
"No. NO! NO! NOOOOOoooo..."
He sobbed. "Why? Who killed my parents? I will find him, and I will..."
"You don't have to look far."
"GO AWAY! GET THE HEALERS! THEY'RE DEAD! DON'T STAND AR-ound... How the hell did you get into this house?"
"I'm the murderer."
The killer was tall and muscular. In his hand was a military brand Harter 99712. Mark knew what it was all too well. The Harter launched a rocket-like round that would electrify the victim's body and then fire a poisonous needle into its heart. Mark learned about it from military school.
"Th-that weapon you're holding can only be used by the military."
"I am from the military. I've come to kill you and anyone in my way, Pendragon."
He said the last word like a disease. Mark couldn't believe his ears. His parents' death temporarily forgotten, he whispered, "M...m...me?"
"Yes, you. Be ready to die."
KABOOM!
The round streaked toward Mark. Then he changed. Later, Mark would forget how it happened. It was like suddenly, he knew what to do. He changed his density to that of diamond.
KER-KLUNK!
The missile bounced of his chest and exploded on the ground. The killer gasped. Something inside of Mark ignited.
"I hate you. My family was innocent, but you gave them no mercy. I shall give you none also."
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Iron Man Epicness and B-Days
Iron Man 2 Review: This will be short. The movie is awesome. See it. Oh, and also, it has a hilarious quote.
"Just because you have the big gun doesn't mean you are the big gun."
B-Days of Late
Cade-LASER TAG!
Josh-Dodgeball and Main Event
Miller-Camping sleepover with airsoft war
Mine-Messing around in my backyard with lightsabers and playing the Wii.
Here are two awesome songs.
Another One Bites the Dust
Numb
"Just because you have the big gun doesn't mean you are the big gun."
B-Days of Late
Cade-LASER TAG!
Josh-Dodgeball and Main Event
Miller-Camping sleepover with airsoft war
Mine-Messing around in my backyard with lightsabers and playing the Wii.
Here are two awesome songs.
Another One Bites the Dust
Numb
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Rewritten Update
Part 4 is in the making and I have edited Part 1, so you might want to reread it because of one important detail that I changed.
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