New Blog

That's right. This is my last blog post and I'll tell you why; the problem with me blogging is that I am not important enough nor have I reached the age to be able to write about I life daily since there's nothing to talk. Sure I could talk about the TAKS test but it's annoying enough taking it. That's why I'm starting a new blog called "Nerdify Me" (for now). I'll review different things (games, movies, books, comics, etc.) and talk about different subjects from a nerdy point of view. I'll also upload random little comics I draw and stuff. It's still subject to change and I'll be asking different people to join aka my friends Josh and Cade. It's going to up today on nerdifyme.blogspot.com

Snakes

Why does it have to be April Fools?

BTW to get the youtube player to work on blogger you have to change w-640 and h-390 to w-320 and h-195

SO ADDICTING!

http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/

Song of teh Day

I've been rewatching "The Matrix"...

So this is my tribute to the unmatched awesomeness

Electric Automatic Cross Bow

I want me one of these

I like to run over my website

Copy and paste this script into the url bar of any website and you will get to run over the words with a giant rolling ball. It works best in Google Chrome. Thanks to http://www.kathack.com/


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I'm feeling poetic... again

I promise this will be the last time. BTW Rewritten's epic finale is on hiatus, not cancelled.

Birds in the ocean
Fish in the sky
I need to learn how to walk
I was born knowing how to fly
If the world is a lie
What is the truth
It could be within a single blade of grass or a chocolately Babe Ruth...
Mmm... that sounds pretty good actually
I must not get off topic... um... factually
Considering how in my last poem I started talking about a dragon...
You know what? Forget about it
This is my poem so I'll do whatever I want with it
Mutant laser in the sky
The Hunger Games
I turn into a vampire nacho
As the full moon wanes
Indiana Jones is on tv
Unfortunately, I've already seen the movie
I want to finish this poem
So I can eat grapefruit
Goodbye my friends
And fair...um...grapefruit

Galactic Eye and stuff

Music Quest!

The Infinite Sadness

I'm feeling poetic I guess...

I stand on a beach
A prison of the mind
The memories washing in with the tide

A wall of pure black stone
The trap of my soul whenever I doze
Creating a hell within my dreams
My life is a nightmare so it would seem

The gate of regret
The guard of pain
I stand under the demon stars
As the full moon wanes...

And then a giant freaking dragon comes out of the night
I fight him with my awesomeness, nerdiness, and might
He creates a lighting bolt
Ya know, like Thor
I say "YOU SUCK"
And he is no more

...

Ok, I got bored. Poetry isn't my style.

Ninja

Instead of making a new Rewritten, here's a dancing ninja. please don't kill me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faQ2kWHQJ68

Next

After Rewritten is finished (it's almost done!) I'll start my next short story. It'll be called "Sci-Sorcery" and it will be about a magician from King Arthur's time who's transported to the year 3000. I'll probably get you guys a preview soon.

YAY

monkeyflipping.com is back on the internet! YAY!

It's been a while

Hey guys. It's been a while hasn't it? Well I'm going to start updating the blog more regularly now. Don't try to access my website. It's having technical difficulties (it crashed).

Rewritten Part 7

POW!
Griffin leaned down to the guard he had just taken out. In his hand now was a semi-automatic pistol with 3 magazines. It had the newly implanted SmartAim function that was now popular with handguns because the intelligent auto-aiming allowed for easy and smooth headshots or if you're, as the soldiers call, a "hippie", you could easily shoot someone's leg and effectively disable them. Griffin was a "hippie". He did not believe in killing someone in cold blood. Suddenly, several guards popped out of nowhere armed with machine guns. Griffin immediately shot the guns out of two guards' hands. Gemini "blinked" (transported) behind the guards and quickly knocked out several of them for her power was the ability to phase in out of different realities to "jump" to any place she can imagine. Since she could exist in several realities at once it sometimes seemed like she was in two places at once. Then on of them drew a archillinum knife and stabbed her in the leg. Gemini screeched in pain before blinking back to Griffin. The sight of Gemini hurt awoke something in side of him and, without knowing how, he fired off a blue sphere onto the guilty guard. For a moment nothing happened but then the man started to instantly grow older to an old man, then a baby, then an old man, then a baby... It was almost dizzying to watch.
"How'd you do that?" Gemini whispered.
"I have no idea," Griffin responded. "I always knew I had the power to manipulated time in a small focused area but this, this is something new."

Inception Review

Let me start out by saying I love Christopher Nolan. He's a great director/screenwriter maybe even my favorite. This movie is awesome in every great story, awesome effects, good action, and an interesting twist. Basically, it's about a thief who can go into people's dreams and steal ideas from their subconsions. I know this is a short review but this movie is awesome

*****
5/5 stars

Website

Check out Monkeyflipping.com! I demand you.

A Little Song

Here's a song I wrote. Just choose your favorite tune. Here...we...GO!

Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time
You are the reason I made this silly rhyme
Oh, summer time, Oh, summer time, OHHHHHH
You are the opposite of the season of snow
We swim (bum bubum)
We laugh (bum bubum)
We get away from reading, writing, and math
We swing (bum bubum)
We play (bum bubum)
Make an adventure of every single day!
For way too long kids have had to stay in school
You can't blame 'em for wanting to jump in a pool- OOL
Make summertime everytime, every single day!

Now for some real music


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