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Yesterday I went to Josh's birthday party. We played dodgeball and lost. Then we went to Main Event where we played lazer tag. Which is, of course, freaking awesome. Then we played games there and I blew all my money on the games that didn't give you tickets. Those are the most fun. Today is my birthday party. I know what your thinking. "Monkeyflipping, your birthday was before your first post." That's true. This is my birthday PARTY. Oh, and also, there's a funny graph on my next post.

one more level

Here's a good website 4 playing games
http://www.onemorelevel.com/

JOKE

Hey guys I've got a joke. It's about the school dance. See, you dance with other people. Some immature kids can't get over the concept of you, M, dancing for 2 minutes with someone else, U. Here's my equation: M+U=Dancing but M doesn't want to be with U because M still believes in cooties so M is screaming like an idiot the whole time. (M=U)-U=M Happiness but our gym teacher, G, doesn't like that. So G will will subtract M into 10% using G power.

M screams anyways.

M+U=Screaming multiplied by 50 is what I have to go through every gym class with dancing.

Report

Today I finished ALL my homework so I can play video games and work on my project the rest of the week. When I'm not doin' afterschool activities of course. I've also started playing tennis with my dog.

Big Head Ned #2

Jib jab

Remember that "Merlin's Fireball" Song? Remember the songs that it goes to the tune of? Well here's one of them.

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Big Head Ned #1

Hey guys, the comics are finally here. To view it in full size, click on the image.

Happy Chinese New Year!

Here's somethin' my cousin in China sent me. Isn't it awesome?

Hilarious

Guys you have to see this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE&feature=video_response

Random

Hey guys what's up? The comics will be coming soon... I have nothin' else to say here. Um... um... well... PEACE OUT FROM PINEAPPLE THE ILLEGALLY ILLEGAL BLACK MARKET DEALER WHO'S WATCHING THE LAZER COLLECTION ON YOUTUBE AND IS ROFLing AVATAR IS AN AWESOME MOVIE FOR THE EFFECTS ONLY! I'M A FIRING MY- see ya later guys.

Game Review 5: Roblox

Roblox is a kid-friendly, mostly free online game. The reason I say mostly free is that there are objects you can buy with real money but joining, building, buying( with in game currency), and playing is free. I don't like online games and I just joined this one to talk to my friends. This one isn't that bad actually. The premise is building your own levels and playing other people's. The tools for building are simple but I'm not that good anyways. Maybe 'cause I'm not patient. Playing other people's games is really fun since some are awesome. My only complaint is that the graphics stink. I'm talkin' skunk stench. They're blocky and boring. Sometimes your character falls down for no reason. You can get stuck with weird camera angles. The point tracking system doesn't always work and I sometimes randomly fall through floors. That being said, It's still really fun. My favorite games are Modern Warfare! Less Lag, The ORIGINAL Cops VS Robbers!, and Naruto Battlegrounds, to name a few. Let's just say if you want to see all of them join Roblox and look up the profile for Monkeyflipping.

Conclusion: Play this game!

Number rating: 7.8 out of 10

Sorry and lyrics

Sorry I didn't post when I said I would. Here are the rest of the lyrics. These are by Josh.

Merlin's magic made people soar through the air
It made them get fire in their hair
Shampoo will not help them out when they're flopping like a trout
'cause this is Merlin's Final Fireball

Chuck Norris came back to defeat Merlin
And Roundhouse kick him all the way to Berlin
Once again he saved the day and made the evil doers pay
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball!

A song

Here's a song my friend Josh and I made, sung to the toon of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" or "American Salute" or "He's Barack Obama" (found on JibJab.com):

Merlin made a giant fireball
To light a blazing path across the school ha-alls
Light the desks and hit the pets
Everyone know it's Merlin's best
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball

A can of lighter fluid it will ignite
Civilians far and near will take fli-ight
Glide peacefully through the air and hit the ground in complete despair
'cause this is Merlin's final fireball...

There is more but I need to make sure I know the exact lyrics
I'll post the rest tomorrow. Also, the comics are comin' REALLY soon!

Roblox, redy4u, and the truth about me and shooters

Sorry I couldn't post yesterday, I was busy. Anyways, I just came to say Roblox is really fun, I like the competitive multiplayer shooting games. I don't play Halo or Call of Duty so they're awesome and blood-less. I also wanted to say the comics are coming soon and that I'm turning them into Flash now that I'm getting sound to work. Last but not least, here's a shoutout to "redy4u" who's actually a guy in my class which is cool. Peace out and keep on watching "Ace of Cakes."